I guess I just did. And it's going to have to go here, because it is definitely not going in the article.
Berssenbrugge, from "Dressing Up Our Pets":
I sew a bright hood for my pet mouse.
I make holes for the eyes, the nose and ears.
I stand it on two legs and it stands on its own, a while.
My friend, the white mouse, is iridescent, not an image that began in my intuition as ready-found material.
I sew a hood for the rabbit, eye and nose holes, sheathed ears.
In case you can't tell, that's a photo of a baby chicken dressed in a hand-knitted...item.
Yes, I know it's wrong. But there's an element of embarrassment in the Berssenbrugge poem that's worth exploring, and let me tell you, the Regretsy comparison hits that particular nail right on the head.
Berssenbrugge, Mei-mei. "Dressing Up Our Pets." Nest. Berkeley: Kelsey St., 2003. Print.